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de mappes
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Spamferkel
RIP Aretha
Warum rüdi da jetzt Peter Alexander dazwischen plökt und dann airwins videopost kopiert, weiß wenn überhaupt nur er

Unvergessen auch bei der "hochzeit meines besten freundes" der Little prayer song
Toll auch ihr auftritt bei Obamas Amtsantritt

machs gut...
Don't criticize what you can't understand

Bundes-Jogi
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Grasdaggl
MISHEARD SONG LYRICS

THE MISHEARD:
Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight.

That's me with the mower
that's me with the frostbite

Real Lyric
That's me in the corner, That's me in the spotlight.
Artist R.E.M. Song Losing My Religion
THE MISHEARD:
Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze...

Real Lyric
Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee...

THE MISHEARD:
Oh Canada
my roaming naked band

Real Lyric
Oh Canada
our home and native land

Artist National Anthems Song Oh Canada
THE MISHEARD:
Australians all eat sausages.
Four minus one is three.

Australians all love ostriches,
for we are young and free.

Real Lyric
Australians all, let us rejoice,
For we are young and free!

THE MISHEARD:
Jose, can you sing?
Jose, can you see?
Real Lyric Oh, say can you see?

THE MISHEARD:
O, the red parts we washed.
Real Lyric
O'er the ramparts we watched.

THE MISHEARD:
The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeeeeeeee....

Real Lyric
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me...
Artist Queen Song Bohemian Rhapsody

THE MISHEARD:
My anus is the center hole
My angel in the cellofoam

Real Lyric
My angel is a centrefold

Whenever she flashed those big boobs
Real Lyric
Whenever she flashed those baby-blues

My blood runs cold
My ovary has just been sold

Real Lyric
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold

Artist J. Geils Band Song Centerfold
THE MISHEARD:
"Might as well face it, you're a digital love"
"Might as well face it, Mike Ditka's in love."
"My name is Perry Mason, I'm addicted to drugs."
“Mices wear faces, you're addicted to love”
"...you might as well face it, you're a dickhead in love."
"Might as well face it, it's my dick that you love."
"Might as well face it, you're- A Dick! Dick!- in love."
"Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove."

Real Lyric
Might as well face it, you're addicted to love.
Artist Robert Palmer
Song Addicted To Love

THE MISHEARD:

What's love but a second handy motion
What's love but a second hand in motion?
...What's love but a suck a candy motion.
What's love but a sticky body lotion?
What's love but a sack of hand emotions?
What's love without sex and an abortion.
What’s love but swimming in the ocean?

Real Lyric
...What's love but a secondhand emotion.

Artist Tina Turner
Song What's Love Got To Do With It


THE MISHEARD
Here we are now in containers
Real Lyric
Here we are now, entertain us

Artist Nirvana
THE MISHEARD:
I left my brains down in Africa

Real Lyric:
I bless the rains down in Africa
Artist Toto
Song Africa

THE MISHEARD:

if you could get me the brink of slaughter cuz my lips r chapped and shaded cuz of my infamy

Real Lyric
If you could get me a drink of water cuz my lips are chapped and faded
call my aunt marie

Artist My Chemical Romance
Song Cancer

THE MISHEARD:

Just call me an island slease
All my body yours for free
This is who I long to be
Louise the Bone Eater

La Isla Bonita by Madonna

Real Lyric
Tropical the island breeze
All of Nature wild and free
This is where I long to be
La Isla Bonita
„Selbst das wildeste Tier kennt doch des Mitleids Regung“ – „Ich kenne keins und bin deshalb kein Tier“ (Richard III).


Bundes-Jogi
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Grasdaggl
Nice Weather hat geschrieben:Warum fehlt das bekannteste Beispiel?

“Excuse me while I kiss this guy”
“Excuse me while I kiss the sky”

Jimi Hendrix, Purple Haze


:oops: :oops: :oops: :| :| :|
Guilty, your Honour. Wobei Hendrix das mit dem Text zu Lebzeiten noch mitbekommen hatte, und wenn er den Song spielte, sang er den "kiss this guy" Text und ging zu seinem Bassisten und küsste ihn.
„Selbst das wildeste Tier kennt doch des Mitleids Regung“ – „Ich kenne keins und bin deshalb kein Tier“ (Richard III).