ENDO THE LINE
Liverpool have been conspicuously struggling to fill the big gap in their squad left by the summer departures of Jordan Henderson, Fabinho, James Milner, Naby Keïta and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain. Given not a single one of those players achieved anything positive last season – with the exception of some impressive bleep-test results in Milner’s case – you’d think this wouldn’t be too onerous a task. Anyone under 36 with two still-functioning legs and a work permit would be an instant upgrade. And yet the famous old bird has spent the last week flapping around with all the courtly grace of a man chasing his own hat in the wind, a golfer in hot pursuit of a trolley bound for that pond, a player hobbling off injured while warming up for their Werder Bremen debut. Whoops! There goes that dignity! It’s not been an edifying sight.
In the wake of this slapstick debacle, and the ill-fated, inept and reputation-of-Michael-Edwards-enhancing bids for Chelsea’s Moisés Caicedo and Chelsea-bound Roméo Lavia, you might think the club would attempt to shore up the remaining scraps of their honour. But it seems even that horse has long bolted, as instead they’re currently making another very public low-ball offer for a Premier League player, that tactic having charmed both Lavia and Southampton so effortlessly. In goes a £58m bid for Cheick Doucouré, then, with Liverpool using Lavia’s Chelsea deal as a guide price for the 23-year-old Mali international, despite Crystal Palace valuing him at £70m. Now, how’s this going to pan out, do we think?
One deal Liverpool’s chief negotiator Jörg Schmadtke does appear to have struck from the comfort of his Ibiza villa is a £15.4m move for Stuttgart’s Wataru Endo. Nice one! Sorted! At 30 years old, and with nobody relentlessly banging on about him in the papers for the last few months, the prospect of the Japan captain arriving at Anfield was initially met with a lukewarm response on various Social Media Disgraces. But with news trickling through from folk who know who he is and have actually watched him play, explaining his figures in the Bundesliga for a struggling team are very impressive and that Stuttgart fans simply adore him, the mood music is beginning to improve
Die Verehrung von Schmadke scheint sich in Grenzen zu halten beim Guardian. Schade, dass Schmadke nicht Bobic ist, dann hätten wir Endo vielleicht noch...
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